Reddit was clearly an inch or so above the rest of the small dick joke sites. And the comments after were even better. The small dick haiku was enlightening. I am going to try and keep this little intro short, but, I would hope that earon's significant other reads this. I mean he or she is the one who truly suffered.
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cb93e/make_a_small_penis_joke_about_yourself/My penis is so small that you can't simultaneously determine its position and velocity.
my penis is so small i put a red and white condom on it and let my gf play wheres waldo in my pubes
My penis is so small I can read a dvd with it.
When I run into a wall with a boner, I'd break my nose.
My husband just bought a box of condoms and it says on the box "Feels like nothing's there!" I told him it feels like that without the condom, too.
My penis is 3 inches....from the floor!....while laying on my stomach
Why? I'm not ashamed of my penis. It may not be long, but it sure is skinny.
My penis is so small, I have personality.
I like to paraphrase Eazy-E to my wife
"I'm gonna slap you upside the head with nine inches of limp dick", even if it takes me four times.
My penis is so small I've been deepthroated by a gerbil.
My penis is so small I can thread a needle.
My penis is so small I wear Ed Hardy everything.
My penis is so small I have toothpick envy.
My penis is so small Barbie left me for Ken.
My penis is so small I use it as foreplay for when I finger my girlfriend.
My penis only has a tip... it is like someone has glued an acorn... to the bottom of my torso.
I'm hung like a horse....fly.
I'm hung like a finch
My penis is so small that in an alternate universe it tells jokes to other penises on reddit about me being so large.
I call it Winky the one eyed one inch wonder worm.
My penis is so small that its harder to find than your gspot.